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“LF Hooker for Blizzcon PST”

From Craig’s List:

LF Female: Blizzcon 2009 1 ticket – $1 (Ticket with your name on it, Los Angeles)

Looking for a Girl who is interested in going to Blizzcon 2009

I bought tickets for blizzcon and I did not want to go alone again this year. So I bought two tickets and I have nobody to go with.

I am looking to take a date to blizzcon. So if you are a female that loves blizzard games (Wow, Starcraft, Diablo2, Warcraft) and are willing to spend two days at Anahiem with me, you got yourself a ticket.

Must meet certain requirments:

Female must be at least, but not look any older, than 18.
Female must be willing to spend two days in anhiem with me. At the convention you can go loose but you are expected back to the hotel room by midnight. We will be sharing the same bed…

Female will recieve blizzcon badge on day of, and will recieve goody bag on the last day.

Please e-mail me only if serious female. Send pics along with e-mail, or you do not qualify.

Thanks.

You know.. I bet he wonders why he’s alone.

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15 comments to “LF Hooker for Blizzcon PST”

  • Frem

    I would like to think any girl stupid enough to accept this offer doesn’t play wow, but maybe I give my fellow girl gamers too much credit.

  • I always wonder if these things are a joke or if someone actually thinks this might work. On some level I have to assume that its a joke, but then again I’ve played with some very stupid people in game. So, who knows.

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  • I am speechless. At least I was, until I started laughing. What a loser. What’s his hangup about the age 18? Dude.

  • Words fail me, when it comes to what @Nibuca spotted on Craigslist: http://bit.ly/xcICl

  • RT: @Kadomi: Words fail me, when it comes to what @Nibuca spotted on Craigslist: http://bit.ly/xcICl (It’s so crazy I’m re-tweeting it)

  • @Frem
    Girl gamers are going to be the ones laughing at this. Girls who play games are stupid enough to do it. There’s a difference.

    @Graylo
    You never know if it will work until you try. I could see someone trying this as a joke, sadly, I think this is a serious ad.

    @Kadomi
    Well, he’s probably youngish, so he wants a youngish hooker. Also, requiring an 18-year old prevents getting charged with those silly felonies for luring a minor for sexual purposes. Of course, it could just be similar to the same hangup that some guys have about girls being virgins and catholic schoolgirls…now there’s some hangups I don’t understand…

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  • Consolea

    And suddenly I found myself wondering if I could get this moron to fly me in from Europe and let me dance and prance in the glory of Blizzcon for a little while. Snatch my ticket, run off to the guards and tell them that creepy kid’s harassing me, and then bask in the joy only Blizz can give me. Oh, one can dream.

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  • Sibyll

    Awesome, really. Even more when i think about some answers of girls and i bet some answered! Too bad we can’t read that, hihi ;o))

  • anybody looking for a blizzcon ticket :) http://bit.ly/xcICl

  • @Consolea – Trouble with running to a guard is… this guy is holding the swagbag hostage until the end. :(

    When a guildie posted about this, I was like “omg” and responded with a mixture of laughter, disgust, and pity.

    I *hope* it’s a joke… if any of you watch “The IT Crowd” (hilarious British comedy) there was an episode called “Fifty-fifty” where Roy has a bet about girls liking bastards. So he posts an online personal starting with “Shut up” and saying all kinds of a-holeystuff and ending with “no dogs”…. and he got a response for a date.

    >.<

  • To the socially normal individual, this is disgusting. To the socially-inept, this is genius.

    I’m going to go throw up a little now. Thx.

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  • not over 18 is one thing – but not look any older than 18?? And send picture? I am surprised that I’m still surprised at something like this though – working in a male-dominated office as well as game a lot one would think the nature of guys was clear..but sadly no.

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  • Desi

    But, is he hawt?

    Seriously, we do have self-esteem.

  • Jay

    From a certain point of view, it makes sense. So what if 99.99% of women reading that think he’s a jerk? As long as one is interested, he “wins”.

    Reminds me of a guy who used to go to the same nightclub I did. Walked around all night, from woman to woman, with the same line: “hi, want to f–k?”
    He got scorn and the odd slap, but he also got laid a couple of times most nights (in the furniture truck with bed that he drove to the place).
    His taste didn’t require that he liked – or even knew the name of – his partner. His self-esteem wasn’t riding on rejection or perceptions of “quality” – he just played a numbers game, and – by the standard of his game – it worked.

    Can’t say either of the guys’ thinking appeals to me, though. I don’t really think of “winning” as paying someone’s ticket and hotel and any other expenses she extorts just to get laid.

    Still, I’d love to see the responses this guy got. I wonder if any of the women replying were genuine. Wouldn’t surprise me if the person accepted was a fake in some way. (Not really a woman, not her real photo, or someone real who had no intention of turning up.)