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Hot chicks…

My baby mage turned 46 and I finally (given the shattering and all) figured out where to take her to start up questing. Please be sure to visit this mighty spiff leveling flow map posted on MMO-Champ. Before the shattering all my quest leads had kind of dried up. I just couldn’t figure out where to go for quests.

Anyway, after consulting the mighty spiff map I (for no particular reason) decided to go to the Badlands to pick up questing again. The badlands are for the most part the same.. except for .. you know a big old trench where Deathwing seems to have popped out.. and a total rejiggering of the quests (which didn’t come a moment too soon because honestly.. the Badlands sucked before).

So anyway, I’m running around gathering eggs and nudging billy goats off the mountain(!!!) when I happen to scamper down the deathwing scar. At the bottom of the scar is a trio of interesting.. (technically) vehicle quests that made me laugh.

**** SPOILER *****
The Day that Deathwing Came: What Really Happened
In one case the (obviously) male orc is riding around in his motorcycle.. and needs to pick up a babe. The babe’s offered are a female human, femail orc, female night elf.. and a male blood elf. I actually laughed out loud.

Regardless.. even at level 46 I’m very pleased to see the lore of the world that has changed to help me understand why Deathwing is so nutso.. and why I need to help them fix things.

Anyway.. I can now say that I have punched Deathwing in the face.

In other news… I’m going to transfer my paladin over to my fiancé. He wants to play a pally on horde side and hates levelling.. and really.. I didn’t do anything with her in Wrath.. and I’m not planning to do anything with her in Cata.. so.. bye bye Tatia the space cow.. hello {someone} the holy cow. I expect we’ll do that sometime this week. At that point.. at endgame I become a mono-tooner. I may need to fix that.

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5 comments to Hot chicks…

  • That makes two “male blood elf mistaken for woman” references that I’ve seen – Maximillian of Northshire in Un’goro Crater mistakes one for a damsel in distress, and sends you (his squire) to fetch “her” purse (a crate of goods) from the water. The blood elf is rather confused by all this, but thanks you for getting his crate back all the same.
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  • I laughed throughout this quest series. I’ve done it twice and picked the human chick both times (one by accident). I wonder what happens if you pick the Blood elf — Does he hop in or does Martek insult you and kick him out?

    I’ll have to try it on my next toon that passes through.
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  • Love that map! That’s an excellent resource..
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  • I have a baby warrior around that level. I’m going to have to track down that questline, because I can’t get enough of the funny :)

  • Goodmongo

    They were absolutly great and very funny. On one toon I picked the Orc female and they were kissy kissy the whole time. My next try on an alt I decided to try the male blood elf. He hopped in and they also were kissy kissy the whole time. You can hear the sound effects. My guess is the Orc was the pitcher and the male blood elf the catcher.